The Brave New Republic
Oct 17, 2011
Obama Pisses on Your Leg, Insists that it is Raining
Shortly after his address to the nation yesterday, President Barack Hussein Obama whipped out his schnozzle and pissed down the collective leg of America. Accompanying the stream of urine were assertions from Obama, Vice-President Biden and White House Press Secretary Jay Carney that it was, in fact, raining.
The White House position was further supported ex-Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi who was quoted as saying:
“In spite of its tepid temperature and piquant aftertaste I find
this rain water to be very refreshing”.
Later, after making his statement, President Obama cut a prodigious fart.
“Roses!” , declared Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.