Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time I thought that I would make a good elected official, so I ran for office. I attended a couple of candidates' forums/debates to make my case . If you have read any of my previous entries to this blog, you can imagine the general tenor of my message. One of my appearances resulted in the following scene ( This is mostly gospel true).

Cojonius: “Blah, blah, blah, “Varmints!”

A woman in the audience turned to another and commented:
“ Did you hear what that horrible man said?”

The other woman responded:
“Lady, I married that horrible man.”

I did not win the election by the way.

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